*SIGNED Paperback Version* The King of Nothing

United States shipping only. Orders will ship from Oregon with an estimated processing time of 2-8 business days.

🏆 2024 Firebird Award 1st Place Winner: Romantic Comedy

🥈 2024 American Writing Awards Finalist: Romance

🎸Walk the Line meets 👠Miss Congeniality in this rock star romantic dramedy that doesn't ask you to check your brain at the door. 

A down-and-out college dropout turned wedding crasher… an infamous, reclusive rock star… and a decadent Malibu bash that isn’t what it seems.

But it’s only one night—what could go wrong?

⚡ Meet Ruth Clark: A walking financial disaster with a PhD in fake-it-till-you-make-it.

⚡ Then there's Sebastian Bontrager: Rock star royalty who’s allergic to his own fame.

⚡ Love? Please. They're too busy treading water (or burying their heads in the sand).

But oops! Looks like fate (or a wild night in Malibu) got the last laugh. Now they're stumbling through a "marriage" that's about as real as the locals' noses.

As Ruth and Seba navigate their year-long contractual cohabitation, they'll face hard truths about family, failure, and what it means to truly connect in a world obsessed with appearances.

No airbrushed emotions. No cookie-cutter cure-alls. Just two messy humans daring to be real in a town built on illusion. It's raw. It's uncomfortable. And it's sure as hell not the sanitized rom-com you're used to.

Prepare for sharp wit, awkward truths, and a romance that's as refreshing as it is unlikely.

Think you're too cynical for love stories? Stick around. This might just change your mind.

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Technical Specifications:

Dimensions: 5.31 x 0.89 x 8 inches

Print Format: Matte paperback exterior with cream interior pages

Page Length: 448 pages

Weight: 1 lb. 8 oz.

Language: American English

ISBN: 979-8-9910604-0-0

This is the matte paperback format of the romantic comedy novel, The King of Nothing. United States shipping only. Orders will ship from Oregon with an estimated processing time of 2-8 business days.